Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Funny Insults
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control
.He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and MoeNext time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured
.I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Monday, May 26, 2008
jumpstyle................
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dS0r9vz[edit]Dance
Jump also comes with a certain way of dancing, and there are certain 'styles' in this dance.
Oldskool jump: Was based on the first move that was used in the dance called 'skieën', later a certain standard routine came that was a combination of kicking forwards and backwards both legs on the basslines, even later certain moves came such as a spin.
tekstyle/starstyle: The jumper dances it to french tek or Hardstyle. The jump is more sidewise than the others.
Hardjump: This is the hardest variant of Jumpstyle. The basic step is different from the others and the jumper has to pitch hard on the ground.
Freestyle: With this style, the 'jumper' does whatever he/she feels like, there are no certain restrictions of jumping and it usually involves a mix of Oldskool Jump & Hardjump & tekstyle.
Duojump: Is jumping with two (or more) people at the same time, usually the people performing the Duojump have practiced it before performing it, since they both do exactly the same routine and try to synchronize it as much as possible.
[edit]ReferencesA_oI
Sunday, May 25, 2008
hehehehehhehehheheehehehee
lol,
my real name,
Jerk
Ah beng
Cukoo
Kanasai
Z[i cannot think]please contribute on my tagboard!:)
Happy
Elmo
Never eat shit
Guy
Yoyo
Irritating
Never give up
Gogo
Love basketball
Umo
Noop
Thursday, May 22, 2008
jack,the one,stronger,harder,better,faster
yo,
jacks back with his crap,
how you guys doin out there,
eating shit?[just kidding]
i at my school com lab,
damn my lag com,slower than grandma`s com.
i play game.hear some gay faggot songs,and you know,chatting.
wha,2 hours of com lab,tokkong seh!
2day last day of school,yeah,
no more iratating teachers nagging their crap,
no more homework,lol
but still got sup class,damn it,
at least not very long,thanks god,
i goin malaysia,to kl
go there slack,
i pro seh,
i donate 45 dollars 4 the sichuan people,
i so kind!
Saturday, May 17, 2008
jack:)
yo,jacks back.
2day something happened,
mrs l said that ky will be transfered to 6r!
omigosh! i took a couple of pics n forgot to post,
yeah thats me,lol
I haven't been home for a whileI'm sure everything's the sameMom and Dad both in denialAn only child to take the blameSorry, Mom, but I don't miss youFather's no name you deserveI'm just a kid with no ambitionsWouldn't come home for the worldNever know what I've becomeThe king of all that's said and doneThe forgotten sonThis city's buried in defeatI walk along these no-name streetsWave goodbye to homeAs I fall...
At the dead-end I beginTo burn a bridge of innocenceSatisfaction guaranteedA pillow-weight catastropheOur own mission nowhere boundInhibitions undergroundA shallow grave IHave dug all by myselfAnd now I've been gone for so longI can't remember who was wrongAll innocence is long goneI pledge allegiance to a world of disbeliefWhere I belong
A walking disasterThe son of all bastardsYou regret you made meIt's too late to save me(You regret you made meIt's too late to save me)
As far as I can tellIt's just voices in my headAm I talking to myself?'Cause I don't know what I just said(And she said)As far as where I fellMaybe I'm better off deadAm I at the end of nowhereIs this as good as it gets?And now I've been gone for so longI can't remember who was wrongAll innocence is long goneI pledge allegiance to a world of disbeliefWhere I belong
A walking disasterThe son of all bastardsYou regret you made meIt's too late to save me(To save me, to save me, to save me, ...)("It's too late") [x2]To save me, to save me, to save me, to save meAnd now I've been gone for so longI can't remember who was wrongAll innocence is long goneI pledge allegiance to a world of disbeliefWhere I belong
A walking disasterThe son of all bastardsYou regret you made meIt's too late to save meI will be home in a whileYou don't have to say a wordI can't wait to see you smileWouldn't miss it for the worldI will be home in a whileYou don't have to say a wordI can't wait to see you smileWouldn't miss it for the world
Monday, May 12, 2008
yo people,i hate u u hate me
xian!
that is the best word to describe today,
why?
got napfa 1.6cm run,at least i 5th never fail,lol
got all the results back,
el,75.5
math,91[yah,i plus 1 more mark]
science,86[sh*t]
hcl,50.5[still got distinction,lol!]
cl,89/90[oh yah]
Saturday, May 10, 2008
this jack,yer noopiest boy in town
yo this jack,
wat u people doing there,partying!
i`m here sitting on my stupid chair,blogging,gaming,haking,listening 2 songs,chatting,i am the ultimate multi task man!
cut the shit,
guys,
no matter how shit is yer exam grades,
u still rock the world!
take away all the bloody shit yer parents say,
never say no.http://www.metrolyrics.com/walking-disaster-lyrics-sum-41.html
go to this site,read the lyrics when u r damn down,it helps.
throw away the crap,people lets party:)
Friday, May 9, 2008
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yo people ,the exams are over!yer know what this means,party!
everyone had a bloody hard time doing the shit yer teachers gave you,poor thing.
never mind,i been through it too,it sux.
exam ovr,so lets party!
no matter how shit is yer results,u rox!
to brighten up yer day.............
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. ghten up yer day.......
